Vladimir Putin, the video game

You read that right. There’s a video game that stars the Russian leader. Yes, he fights zombies.

“Take that, you filthy, hairy, perverted, skirted womanizer!” he said, firing his Kalashnikov straight at his opponent’s cassock.

“I’m not going to put up with that sort of Philistine rhetoric, you dwarfish, topless, hairless, Godless little freak!” counters his rival, as he turns a hair from his “zombified” beard into a poison dart.