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Nike’s DeLorean Shoes Are a Total Magnet for BttF Jokes

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This is heavy, guys. Okay, um, where to begin…

– The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a pair of shoes, why not do it with some style?

– If my calculations are correct, when these babies hit eighty-eight miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit.

– Sidewalks? Where we’re going, we don’t need sidewalks.

Wow, this is actually a million times harder than I thought. I’m just gonna leave it. I’m sure there’s an auto-lacing shoe joke in there somewhere, but these don’t do that. They still look fly as all hell, though. Maybe even… McFly? Yeah? Yeah? No? Never mind.

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The box even has little gull-wing doors. Adorable.

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