Apple’s WWDC: WWSJD?

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Here it comes, folks – WWDC kicks off on June 7th, and Steve Jobs will be there to explode the event himself with an opening keynote. With the iPhone 4G already well-documented, we can only ponder what sort of fresh tricks Big Steve will produce from the inky black sleeves of his turtleneck. Then again, it’s Jobs – he’s not in the habit of disappointing. Personally, I’m begging for a new iPod Classic. Fat chance.

I’d tell you to check out WWDC, but the event sold out in eight days this year; apparently, that’s a record or something. Either way, Most of you’ll have to be content to read about it from the comfort and safety of the internet. It’s alright, I’ll walk you through it Techi style with some 80’s slang and sarcasm. It’ll be a total party. June 7th, guys, iCal it.

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Ty Dunitz
Ty Dunitz
Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses.

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